1001 Ways to be a Best Friend
Chapter Two: Chow Time!
201. Drink one milkshake with two straws.
209. Don’t order ice-cream if your best friend is on a diet.
226. Bring your best friend a minibox of cereal for a before-school snack.
231. Bake cookies together and deliver them to a local homeless shelter.
239. Develop a secret passion for baby food bananas. Promise not to tell!
248. Make two Froot Loops necklaces, one for you and one for her. (Yeah guys can’t have best friends.)
272. Give your best friend your last breath mint because she’s sitting next to a really cute guy.
258. Give your best friend half of your chocolate pudding, take half of her vanilla pudding, and you’ll each have a swirl for dessert.
When I was a kid I put in an order for a book with those scholastic things
The book I ordered ran out of stock so they gave me an apparently similarly styled book titled 1001 Ways to be a Best Friend. Luckily for you I still have it and will now share with your its handy hints which we should all take into consideration when in the company of people we like.
Chapter One: Hanging out
1. Watch the same TV shows, so you can talk about them later.
5. Buy matching outfits.
15. Spend hours trying on hats together.
19. Share the biggest beach umbrella in the world.
28. Ride in the same car on a giant roller coaster
29. Don’t laugh if your best friend is afraid on the giant roller coaster.
77. Start a club.
78. Take turns being president and vice president.
168. (Definately a favourite) Rake leaves together.
171. Learn to say each other’s names… (wait for it) backwards!
And I’ll leave it there. For today.
This guy’s a tad strange but absolutely awesome.
He makes the beats using computer software then improvises on his keyboard, prty swt.
